1. fvming:

    What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

    I’m stoned

    (Source: fvming, via wewerekilledbysociety)

  2. Childish Gambino

    (Source: hip-hop-fanatic, via going-back-to-505-)

  3. NEW TUMLER VIRUS

    grawly:

    grawly:

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    this shark is hungry. dangerous.

    this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

    if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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    youve angered it

    (via zanetheaiden)

  4. panic-at-the-dildos:

    djali96:

    panic-at-the-dildos:

    damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

    Wut?

    DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

    (via defymypast)

  5. officialannakendrick:

    i’ve seen enough porn to know what they’ll expect of me at this job interview

    (Source: dutchster, via just-a-bit-of-awesomeness)

  6. foodchewer:

    maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

    (via defymypast)

  7. I went to my first high school party and got drunkand I made out with two guys and cuddled with one andit was my first kiss and so much happened and it was so exiting, I still cant believe it happened (probably because no one has ever shown that kind of interest in me before). I just wanted to share the exiting news

    zanetheaiden:

    Please don’t drink

    Especially as a freshman

    I’m telling you right now that it is a bad idea

    Hell, its a bad idea when you’re a senior. Sometimes when you’re with people you trust, but those parties are shitty places to get drunk and I’ve dealt with drunk and emotional friends who’ve gotten hurt from things like that okay

    Please take care of yourself

  8. whierdo:

    Flower market in Paris

    (via whierdo)

  9. nudqe:

    "white people can’t danc-"

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    "white people can’t twer-"

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    (via zanetheaiden)